Confusing information in Saturday’s Daily Herald regarding today’s Lindenfest Parade was the type of publication that becomes great fodder for Jay Leno’s Late Night Show. I have included the short article here to brighten up what may become a very rainy day and give you a good laugh, as I had.
Lindenfest parade rain date
The Lindenfest parade rain date is set for 10:30 AM Sunday, Aug. 14. The parade will follow the previously published route, Beck Road from Rolling Ridge Lane to Sand Lake Road, and all same parking restrictions and road closures will be enforced. The parade will begin as scheduled at 10:30 AM Saturday even if it is raining.
So what was the purpose of the rain date? Luckily the rain held off and the parade should have been completed by the time you read this.
AND, if that wasn’t enough to tickle your funnybone, maybe this will:
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. The lady said,”Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.” I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no clue who their dads are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care . So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.